Original: Kirk said “Beam me up, Scotty”
New timeline: Kirk never actually said it!
Did Kirk ever actually say “Beam me up, Scotty”?
He never actually said it. I know, now we all have to rewatch sooooo many episodes, but we have to know right!?
Go check Wikipedia, or for that matter James Doohan’s book, entitled “Beam me up Scotty”!?